when ur absent from school and you ask the teacher to explain something and they just say ‘well you should have been here’
when my mum tells me to put on a jacket
it looks like she has a british accent
when you think your cramps are finished but then
why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me
Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.
my history professor told me today that he “likes the way I look vaguely pissed off” during class
Now that’s what I call justice
I’ve been waiting so long to find this.