Why did jesus change his hair colour?
He dyed for our sins
My talents include being able to identify every one of the 5000 songs on my iPod by the first chord and eating more than the rest of my family combined
it’s 2014 why do printers still sound like you’re sacrificing your first born child to the aztec gods
im funnier online where I can’t stutter
when you know you typed ur password wrong but you hit enter still hoping it’s correct
there’s something really gay about two men having sex with each other
anon hate is like the weakest thing ever. imagine anon hate in real life. imagine a stranger running up to you with a bag over their head and screaming at you. imagine that. thats anon hate.
A Kingdom of procrastination and it looks like I’m the Queen.