that awkward moment when you like the teacher that everyone hates
- Nicki Minaj (via dannydevitosfoot)
Turn that frown upside down :)
Three years later, a new girl sits cross-legged on your bed.
She tastes like a different flavor of bubblegum than you are used to.
She opens up a book that you had to read in high school, and a folded picture of us falls out of chapter three.
Now there are two unfinished stories resting in her lap.
Inevitably, she asks, and you tell her.
You say: I dated her a while back.
You don’t say: Sometimes, when I’m holding you, I imagine the smell of her vanilla perfume.
You say: She was younger than me.
You don’t say: The sixteen summers in her bones warmed the eighteen winters my skin had weathered.
You say: It’s nothing now.
You don’t say: But it was everything then.
- Some things are better left unsaid. (via fawun)
- Six Word Poem (via thxxxghts)
Spongebob: "What if I break your trust?"
Patrick: "Trusting you is my decision, proving me wrong is your choice"
Did this dialogue take place? Because this has to be the smartest shit they could have ever said.
i don’t get why we need driver’s training. driving is just like mario kart except slower and you can’t throw blue shells at people
please never drive
- Chuck Palahniuk, Diary (via psych-facts)
i hope u find someone that mindlessly plays with your hands and lightly strokes your legs and massages your back and plays with your hair and i hope that u feel like you’re home when u look at them
- One-Liners (via wordsaremywhiskey)
Just dropped my new single. It’s me. I’m single.
I was born at an incredibly young age
i told this to my english teacher and she almost kicked me out of the class